10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again1. Coming to the door to pick someone up. 2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date. 3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date. 4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor. 5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.” 6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.” 7. Romantic gestures like writing poems. 8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another. 9. The general concept of asking permission for things. 10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time. by Kate Bailey
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.